Change of plans
BB: "I am not going to have kids. Because they might bother me."
PS: "Mmmm, I can see that."
BB: "Yeah. Kids might bother me. How do you not have kids?"
PS: "Uh. I promise that I will explain that to you in embarrassing detail when you are a little older."
BB: "Okay."
LG: "Why embarrassing?"
PS: "Well, a lot of kids get embarrassed when their parents talk about that stuff. But it doesn't have to be embarrassing."
LG: "Oh. Okay."
BB: "Anyway. Kids might bother me, and I don't want to be bothered."
PS: "Okay."
BB: "Plus, I don't even LIKE kids."
PS: "Mmmm, I can see that."
BB: "Yeah. Kids might bother me. How do you not have kids?"
PS: "Uh. I promise that I will explain that to you in embarrassing detail when you are a little older."
BB: "Okay."
LG: "Why embarrassing?"
PS: "Well, a lot of kids get embarrassed when their parents talk about that stuff. But it doesn't have to be embarrassing."
LG: "Oh. Okay."
BB: "Anyway. Kids might bother me, and I don't want to be bothered."
PS: "Okay."
BB: "Plus, I don't even LIKE kids."



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