Saturday, March 28, 2009

Change of plans

BB: "I am not going to have kids. Because they might bother me."

PS: "Mmmm, I can see that."

BB: "Yeah. Kids might bother me. How do you not have kids?"

PS: "Uh. I promise that I will explain that to you in embarrassing detail when you are a little older."

BB: "Okay."

LG: "Why embarrassing?"

PS: "Well, a lot of kids get embarrassed when their parents talk about that stuff. But it doesn't have to be embarrassing."

LG: "Oh. Okay."

BB: "Anyway. Kids might bother me, and I don't want to be bothered."

PS: "Okay."

BB: "Plus, I don't even LIKE kids."